Thursday, October 4, 2007

If I were truly mean...

My two little potty mouths, lately hell bent on slipping the words "pee" "poop" "puke" and "penis" into every conversation, would wake up on Christmas morning to find these, and only these, under the tree, with a note attached:

"I noticed how much you boys love pee and poop. Thought this would be the perfect present. Merry Christmas! Love, Santa"

10 comments:

JMC said...

Ha ha! I love this! I'm now trying to figure out an appropriate situation (which I would happily artificially create) in which to have my children wear Pee and Poo attire.

MadMad said...

Wow! Who thinks of this stuff? It's awesome!

L'oiseau said...

Haha...that's not mean. That's just downright creative.
You know they'd probably love that present too...hehe.

Jenny from Chicago said...

Think how happy they would be and how sad you would be about how happy they would be.

Mean Mommy said...

You know, I actually showed them to Owen a couple of days ago and told him Santa brought them as presents to children with potty mouths, and he told me today he wants to put them on his Christmas list (bangs head against wall)

Aliki2006 said...

That is just the kind of thing my daughter would find hilarious...!

Kelley said...

OK that is my son set for Christmas. Do they do a biatch and loser one for my teenage daughters?

slouching mom said...

Yes, but who would get Pee, and who Poo? It's just another fight...

I may buy these. ;)

painted maypole said...

that's hysterical! it would definately make for a christmas they would never forget!

Victoria said...

Hilarious! Yeah, my kids wouldn't really get the "these aren't cool" message. I've a four year old potty mouth. Grr.