The 2008 Mean Mommy Family Resolutions

It's the first day of the new year: time to reevaluate and reshape our lives, time to grow, become better people, and find new ways to justify starting tomorrow (are New Year's resolutions supposed to start on January 1st? Cause if so...whoops.)

This year, the members of my family have committed to the following resolutions:

John: Get in shape (why he spent New Year's Day watching an Australia's Biggest Loser marathon on FoxReality)

Ashley: Manage our money better (why I made sure that 75% of today's order from Gap.com was on clearance.)

Bailey: Eat healthy and exercise (why we used skim milk in the chocolate chip cookies we baked tonight.)

Owen: Eat more vegetables (why he chose potato chips as a side with lunch.)

Mitch: Help clean up (why he doused every room in the house with the contents of an entire can of air freshener.)

Paige: Stop eating food found under the table (why she checked under the cereal cabinet for her after dinner snack.)

Wishing a happy, healthy 2008 to you all!